I’m blind but have s*x with women in their dreams, man confesses

An 80-year-old visually impaired Zambian man admitted in a local court of practising witchcraft and having s3xual intercourse with women in their dreams.

Byta FM Court Beat Journalist reports this is a matter where Paswell Simaundu, also of Highlanders area, sued his neighbours namely, Davies Hagwanama aged 53, Maggie Hagwanama (47) and Jamson Mukango (80) for falsely accusing him of practising witchcraft.

But when the matter came up for a trial, Makango, being one of the defendants told the court that he knows the plaintiff practices witchcraft because they do it together.

He revealed that both of them have supernatural powers to have s3xual intercourse with women in their dreams.

Makango testified that although he is visually impaired, he is able to see at night, noting that at one occasion, the plaintiff approached him so that they can work together.

He told the court that they both use pigs as transport in search of whom to make devour at night, adding that they each have mystical creatures locally called ‘Kambuma’.

In delivering judgment, Local Senior Resident Magistrate, Regent Zandu, dismissed the case, saying the plaintiff could not prove his case, as he was accused of committing witchcraft.